Stafganab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic lion.

Stafganab created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stafganab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stafganab, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Stafganab's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Stafganab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near sharks while wearing turquoise shorts.

2. Always obey Stafganab's priests.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Run away from gray tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.