Sabfligfot is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, fast
crocodile.
Sabfligfot created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sabfligfot, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Sabfligfot, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Sabfligfot's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Sabfligfot's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your neck.
2. Do not keep five otters in a large pit.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Retreat if eight nematodes approach from the north.