Gidsafceb is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless wasp.

Gidsafceb created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidsafceb, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gidsafceb, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gidsafceb's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gidsafceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near great tits while wearing cyan boots.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near turtles while wearing orange tights and balancing nine silver spheres on your face.

5. Always treat rats with great respect.