Gilomtkop is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent mouse.

Gilomtkop created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilomtkop, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gilomtkop, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gilomtkop's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gilomtkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not keep nine shrews in a large pit.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Never leap in holy places.