Rancarappcap is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, omnipotent toad.

Rancarappcap created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rancarappcap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rancarappcap, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rancarappcap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rancarappcap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not take Rancarappcap's name in vain.