Pibbatbog Botlisttarpdissboncad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthinking bird.

Pibbatbog Botlisttarpdissboncad created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibbatbog Botlisttarpdissboncad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pibbatbog Botlisttarpdissboncad, it will be mildly annoyed.

Pibbatbog Botlisttarpdissboncad's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Pibbatbog Botlisttarpdissboncad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Pibbatbog Botlisttarpdissboncad's name in vain.

2. Never laugh near bats.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near birds while wearing orange scarves.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Never bounce in holy places.