Sugxenhabapp is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent cow.

Sugxenhabapp created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugxenhabapp, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sugxenhabapp, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sugxenhabapp's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sugxenhabapp's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sugxenhabapp first in all things.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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