Nanhivtapbogbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful raccoon.

Nanhivtapbogbog created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanhivtapbogbog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nanhivtapbogbog, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Nanhivtapbogbog's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nanhivtapbogbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look in ponds.