Padflowsidjon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic shrew.

Padflowsidjon created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Padflowsidjon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Padflowsidjon, it will try to impress you with trees.

Padflowsidjon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Padflowsidjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Padflowsidjon on top of all buildings.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. You must love Padflowsidjon.