Padflowsidjon is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic
shrew.
Padflowsidjon created light five million years ago.
If you believe in
Padflowsidjon, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Padflowsidjon, it will try to impress you with trees.
Padflowsidjon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Padflowsidjon's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick frogs.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Padflowsidjon on top of all buildings.
4. Learn three new languages a year.
5. You must love Padflowsidjon.