Genartjat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, cheerful crow.

Genartjat created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genartjat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Genartjat, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Genartjat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Genartjat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four aardvarks approach from the west.

2. Always obey Genartjat's priests.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Do not take Genartjat's name in vain.

5. Genartjat loves hamsters, so they must be respected.