Latcedyok is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering ferret.

Latcedyok created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latcedyok, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Latcedyok, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Latcedyok's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Latcedyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Never wear magenta coats.

3. Never feed garlic to grasshopers while wearing boots.

4. Never feed lemons to otters while wearing turquoise shorts.

5. Never play with disobedient children.