Bugnuttlog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive monkey.

Bugnuttlog created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bugnuttlog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bugnuttlog, she will laugh at you.

Bugnuttlog's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bugnuttlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to great tits while wearing yellow shirts.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look after injured bats.

4. Always help moths.

5. Never eat wheat.