Arpwanged is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, tranquil penguin.

Arpwanged created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpwanged, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Arpwanged, she will destroy your favourite star.

Arpwanged's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Arpwanged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Arpwanged loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Respect your elders.