Cabxucnellag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring chinchilla.

Cabxucnellag created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabxucnellag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cabxucnellag, she will make you grow a tail.

Cabxucnellag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cabxucnellag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cabxucnellag.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always stare at clouds.