Hashunbaftonjapgedlitwip is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, staggering toad.

Hashunbaftonjapgedlitwip created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hashunbaftonjapgedlitwip, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hashunbaftonjapgedlitwip, he will try to impress you with trees.

Hashunbaftonjapgedlitwip's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hashunbaftonjapgedlitwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick horses.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hashunbaftonjapgedlitwip.

5. Never feed lots of bananas to tapirs while wearing fawn boots.