Talhugzan is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, happy hedgehog.

Talhugzan created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Talhugzan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Talhugzan, he will turn you into a hamster.

Talhugzan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Talhugzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Talhugzan loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.