Miskamlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, amazing mouse.

Miskamlarp created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miskamlarp, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Miskamlarp, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Miskamlarp's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Miskamlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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