Mipbaplargwot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered human.

Mipbaplargwot created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipbaplargwot, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mipbaplargwot, she will jump up and down on your head.

Mipbaplargwot's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mipbaplargwot's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Mipbaplargwot in the centre of the settlement.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mipbaplargwot.