Mip is a god.
It takes the form of a small, unthinking
bird.
Mip created humankind two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mip, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Mip, it will make you grow a tail.
Mip's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Mip's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
2. Always treat seals with great respect.
3. Do not dye your hair cyan.
4. Erect six silicon sculptures of Mip on top of important buildings.
5. Learn four new languages a year.