Cidduntig Loopbembass is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, loving fly.

Cidduntig Loopbembass created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidduntig Loopbembass, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cidduntig Loopbembass, she will send you a sign.

Cidduntig Loopbembass' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cidduntig Loopbembass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Hide if four rats approach from the west.