Tiktenzan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating dragonfly.

Tiktenzan created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiktenzan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tiktenzan, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tiktenzan's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tiktenzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always obey Tiktenzan's priests.