Tiktenzan is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating
dragonfly.
Tiktenzan created matter six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tiktenzan, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Tiktenzan, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Tiktenzan's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Tiktenzan's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Never go into purple rooms.
3. Always treat tortoises with great respect.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Always obey Tiktenzan's priests.