Sabfatbagnig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, dishonest crocodile.

Sabfatbagnig created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Sabfatbagnig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sabfatbagnig, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Sabfatbagnig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sabfatbagnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Put Sabfatbagnig first in all things.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Sabfatbagnig in the centre of the settlement.