Gepingxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring wyvern.

Gepingxuck created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepingxuck, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gepingxuck, he will turn you into a puffin.

Gepingxuck's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gepingxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Put Gepingxuck first in all things.

3. Hide from pink seals for they are unholy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Worship no other gods but Gepingxuck.