Pinnuttdog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured dolphin.

Pinnuttdog created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinnuttdog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pinnuttdog, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Pinnuttdog's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pinnuttdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always help swans in need.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never feed garlic to snakes while wearing hats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.