Binbunyatgutvanpin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless bird.

Binbunyatgutvanpin created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Binbunyatgutvanpin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Binbunyatgutvanpin, it will turn you into a sheep.

Binbunyatgutvanpin's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Binbunyatgutvanpin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Binbunyatgutvanpin.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Binbunyatgutvanpin on top of all buildings.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not trade with those who eat onions.
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