Hinlistomin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent lizard.

Hinlistomin created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinlistomin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hinlistomin, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hinlistomin's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Hinlistomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.