Wodratcub is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, calm
frog.
Wodratcub created snails nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wodratcub, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Wodratcub, she will turn you into a duck.
Wodratcub's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Wodratcub's Holy Commandments1. Always treat manatees with great respect.
2. Wodratcub must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.
4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Wodratcub.