Wodratcub is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, calm frog.

Wodratcub created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodratcub, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodratcub, she will turn you into a duck.

Wodratcub's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Wodratcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Wodratcub must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wodratcub.