Gid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind fairy.

Gid created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gid, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gid, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gid's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats in need.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.