Gup is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, stupid crocodile.

Gup created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gup, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gup, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gup's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gup's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Gup in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gup on top of all buildings.