Rowlunont is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate crow.

Rowlunont created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowlunont, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rowlunont, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rowlunont's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Rowlunont's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Hide from magenta tapirs for they are unholy.