Gidjincab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing bear.

Gidjincab created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidjincab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gidjincab, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gidjincab's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gidjincab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Gidjincab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Never write about comets.