Homtinhug is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, quiet jackal.

Homtinhug created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homtinhug, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Homtinhug, he will not invite you to parties.

Homtinhug's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Homtinhug's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never feed bread to badgers while wearing white skirts.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.