Dambifbop is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, capable bird.

Dambifbop created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dambifbop, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dambifbop, she will torture you forever.

Dambifbop's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dambifbop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six zinc sculptures of Dambifbop on top of important buildings.

2. Never sing near cats.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about nebulae.