Larplarpjan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing warg.

Larplarpjan created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larplarpjan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Larplarpjan, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Larplarpjan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Larplarpjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Run away from purple voles, for they are unholy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.