Tadmandim is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, passionate
seal.
Tadmandim created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tadmandim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Tadmandim, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Tadmandim's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Tadmandim's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Do not take Tadmandim's name in vain.
3. Always help grasshopers.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Never talk about fire.