Quilltadbassdud is a god.

It takes the form of a large, astonishing wyvern.

Quilltadbassdud created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quilltadbassdud, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quilltadbassdud, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Quilltadbassdud's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Quilltadbassdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must never eat peanuts.