Tafdanmilraw is a god.

He takes the form of a large, dishonourable cobra.

Tafdanmilraw created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafdanmilraw, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tafdanmilraw, he will remove you from existence.

Tafdanmilraw's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Tafdanmilraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise rings.

2. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the west.

3. Never think ill of sick pigs.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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