Lipkom is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, ruthless armadillo.

Lipkom created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipkom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lipkom, he will torture you forever.

Lipkom's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Lipkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dolphins.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Worship no other gods but Lipkom.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.
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