Fabafbon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, effective badger.

Fabafbon created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabafbon, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fabafbon, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fabafbon's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fabafbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near mites while wearing red kilts and balancing four lead spheres on your back.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fabafbon.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.
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