Kondamdossyimcatvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy salamander.

Kondamdossyimcatvonk created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kondamdossyimcatvonk, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kondamdossyimcatvonk, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kondamdossyimcatvonk's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Kondamdossyimcatvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Always wear white.

5. Never feed figs to voles while wearing gray skirts.