Dudfubmig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring horse.

Dudfubmig created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudfubmig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dudfubmig, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dudfubmig's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Dudfubmig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Dudfubmig on top of all buildings.

2. Never feed cucumbers to cats while wearing violet shirts.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Never wear trousers.