Gethadbafpag Busnadged is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate frog.

Gethadbafpag Busnadged created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gethadbafpag Busnadged, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gethadbafpag Busnadged, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gethadbafpag Busnadged's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gethadbafpag Busnadged's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near grasshopers while wearing blue rings and balancing eight zinc spheres on your head.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Gethadbafpag Busnadged in the centre of the settlement.