Padappyik is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying fly.

Padappyik created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padappyik, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Padappyik, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Padappyik's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Padappyik's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not dye your hair green.
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