Gatdissquart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered wombat.

Gatdissquart created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Gatdissquart, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gatdissquart, it will turn you into a snail.

Gatdissquart's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gatdissquart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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