Larphombim is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, benevolent bird.

Larphombim created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larphombim, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Larphombim, she will be mildly annoyed.

Larphombim's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Larphombim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Larphombim on top of all buildings.

4. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Larphombim on top of important buildings.

5. Respect your elders.