Ingnanwonsoglarglimparkmob is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced dragon.

Ingnanwonsoglarglimparkmob created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingnanwonsoglarglimparkmob, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ingnanwonsoglarglimparkmob, it will remove you from existence.

Ingnanwonsoglarglimparkmob's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Ingnanwonsoglarglimparkmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not wear green clothing.