Kadmigdab is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented jaguar.

Kadmigdab created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadmigdab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kadmigdab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kadmigdab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kadmigdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never feed lots of corn to sheep while wearing violet hats.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.