Bamsawsid is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, effective yak.

Bamsawsid created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamsawsid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bamsawsid, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bamsawsid's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bamsawsid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must love Bamsawsid.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near dogs while wearing yellow shoes and balancing eight carbon spheres on your face.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Fast once a month.