Yarkenjamcutkan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited guinea pig.

Yarkenjamcutkan created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Yarkenjamcutkan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yarkenjamcutkan, he will turn you into a mouse.

Yarkenjamcutkan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yarkenjamcutkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.