Tikyogsan is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous
eagle.
Tikyogsan created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tikyogsan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Tikyogsan, he will turn you into a mouse.
Tikyogsan's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Tikyogsan's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Do not take Tikyogsan's name in vain.
3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Tikyogsan on top of all buildings.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.